abstract art

Buddha Giving Sermon to Sea Monster, digital painting by Troy eittriem

Surreal digital painting of Buddha at the beach slapping monster with paddle, teal, fuchsia, by Troy Eittreim. Wacky funky folky fine art cartoon

Were you born up in a Midwest cornfield? Thousands of miles from the Pacific? Are you terrified by sharks? Did Stephen Spielbers’s  70″s Super Hit Jaws ruin your ocean life? Does getting in that water make you pee your pants? Want to over-come that? If you say yes, then this image of buddha paddling the doo-doo outta Sea Monser is for you!

Way out on the very tip of his island, in fashionable fuchsia and lavender knit top, custard yellow shorts, and with magic paddle in hand, Buddha coalesces. Stomping the cool shore waters, he summons sea monster. Splishing and splashing, leaping, diving and snapping, sea monster tries to shuck the sermon.

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• Limited edition museum quality fine art photographic prints
• Unsigned unlimited edition high quality digital poster prints

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Teal, Ultra-marine, Fuchsia, Sea-foam Green

Funkie folkie surreal digital painting created on the computer using photo-compositing, photo-manipulation, photo-montage and vector drawing. This is Wacky, Kookie surreal digital art. A cartoonish illustration. Fantasy Art. By self taught digital and computer artist. This is a complex and densely textured computer-generated image  of Buddha knocking the shit outta Sea Monster!

Man w Chair Leaving Woman, digital painting by Troy Eittreim

Surreal digital painting of Man leaving Woman listing problems, in Pink , by troy Eittreim Wacky funky folky fine art cartoon

Do you or someone you know want to modernize an American Colonial interior?  Have interest in early Americana? Need art work for your burgundy themed room? Then this modern twist on early American folk art is for you!

Tongue in cheek, this artwork investigates the unique relationship between colonial power and indigenous population. To avoid prosecution and persecution colonial man steps left and absconds with chair.

I was there. I saw it! And that’s where I saw him! That colonial man, taking his chair!

Would you like to buy a print? I offer four price points!

• Limited edition museum quality fine art photographic prints
• Unsigned unlimited edition high quality digital poster prints

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French mauve, dusty-rose, and burnt orange – passionate yet cool tones – goes exceptionally well with a fresh lilac interior scheme!

Are you a believer in Feng Shui? Use this image to boost the energy in the Southeast, maintain energy in the West, or enhance energy in the Northwest!

Inspired by

  • Indian Miniature paintings
  • Buddhist Tangka paintings

This is a wacky digital painting. kookie surreal digital art. I combine digital painting, photo-manipulation and digital collage to create this complex and densely textured computer-generated image of Cononialist being scolded and leaving with the chair.

Jazz Players Playing (WITH ALL KINDS OF CRAZINESS), digital painting by Troy Eittreim

Surreal digital painting of Funky Jazz Players playing in Jacksonville, Rivercity, St. John's, by Troy Eittreim. Wacky funky folky fine art cartoon

You bold? Love the River City? First Coast? Funkie Jazz? Do you do think Jazzy Art has lost a step? If so, then this digital painting of Jazzy players playing is for you!

I was there, under the palms on that beautiful warm night. I saw ’em. I saw this surreal scene play out. It was bizarre! Now, you can’t go there, watch them funky players anymore. don’t even try! Purchase my giclee print! Hang it on the wall!

Are you a believer in Feng Shui? Do you need uplifting energy? This Jazz ensamble is for you!

Inspired by

Jazz in the River City

• Limited edition museum quality fine art photographic prints
• Unsigned unlimited edition high quality digital poster prints

This is a wacky digital painting. kookie surreal digital art. I combine digital painting, photo-manipulation and digital collage to create this complex and densely textured computer-generated image of Jazz players getting down in the funkiest way.

Buddha Seated in Garden Offering Hibiscus to Bird, digital Painting by Troy Eittreim

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Do you like birdies?Have you ever smoked hibiscus? Maybe you like Indian Mini’s? Someone you know Buddhist? If yes, then this surreal digital painting of Buddha in His Garden is for you!

On blue stool with foot on pillow, in Indian Miniature inspired garden surrounded by oddly constructed unfinished house and fence, Buddha reclines, offering saturated fuchsia hibiscus to Bird.

I was there! I saw this surreal scene! Now, you can make the trek out there, if you dare. Or you could save yourself the trouble. Buy my giclee print. Hang it on the wall!

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• Limited edition museum quality fine art photographic prints
• Unsigned unlimited edition high quality digital poster prints

Scarlet, Jade, Jungle Green, Fuchsia

Are you a believer in Feng Shui? Do you need to burn up tree energy in the East? Or start a fire in your Fame direction? This surreal digital painting is for you!

Inspired by Indian miniature

Excellent for fun and relaxed contemporary interior!

Funkie folkie surreal digital painting created on the computer using photo-compositing, photo-manipulation, photo-montage and vector drawing. This is Wacky, Kookie surreal digital art. A cartoonish illustration. Fantasy Art. By self taught digital and computer artist. This is a complex and densely textured computer-generated image of Buddha Seated in Garden with Bird.